nerds make better lovers
"Why are nerds so desirable, romantically speaking?" I ask.
They all look at me, wounded. "Smart people make better lovers," says Melissa.
"And we tend to be better hung," says a lanky bespectacled guy...
hmmm, could this be true? could the majority of the women on this planet be looking for the wrong thing? could this be the underlying reason why a myriad of women have had disappointing tryst within their boudoirs?
the countless questions to which the common answer involves the nerd. who would have thunk if? well, it does make sense. might i assert that there are primarily two reason for this PHENOMENON? the first is that a nerd is truly a student of the love makin' school. the second is that they catch that mental edge.
let's look at it realistically. a nerd enjoys studying and taking the extra effort to and be a student in most of his/her endeavors. they are the first to class and the last to leave. they take it upon themselves to ask questions and try to educate themselves on the how's?, why?, what fors?, etc. hence, it should be no surprise that they attach the same ethic to their bedroom education. it is no coincidence that they find the spot, for they KNOW where it is. just like in school, some folks guess and get lucky occasionally, nerds KNOW... and results aren't by luck!! one of the few things that we enjoy reading more than historical texts, non-fiction, and political commentary is the body language of our lucky recipients... have you ever heard a body shout in ecstasy? must not be a nerd then...
the second premise is that there is a mental edge that is associated with being a nerd. this weekend, after reading this article, i was chillin' with a couple of folks who were in grad school. the discussion shifted to what folks look for when searching for "tail". one woman, a doctorate student, explicitly stated that there was a MENTAL component involved in her evaluation. she stated that he would have to be able to mentally stimulate her. who better to mentally stimulate than a nerd? more than one of my female friends has stated that mental stimulation is as important as physical, if not moreso. guess being able to formulate a complex sentence with multiple mono-syllabic words pays off!! note to the non-nerds, pick up a dictionary and brush up... may help you get a little bit further...
guess, an acquaintance of mine has a fetish that more women ought to share... she adores a guy in glasses and boxers; perhaps she has been hoarding all the nerd luvin' for herself...
well, it looks like folks are slowly starting to find out what my buddy has known for a while... guess there is a latent reason why the preppie, nerdy style is coming back...
They all look at me, wounded. "Smart people make better lovers," says Melissa.
"And we tend to be better hung," says a lanky bespectacled guy...
hmmm, could this be true? could the majority of the women on this planet be looking for the wrong thing? could this be the underlying reason why a myriad of women have had disappointing tryst within their boudoirs?
the countless questions to which the common answer involves the nerd. who would have thunk if? well, it does make sense. might i assert that there are primarily two reason for this PHENOMENON? the first is that a nerd is truly a student of the love makin' school. the second is that they catch that mental edge.
let's look at it realistically. a nerd enjoys studying and taking the extra effort to and be a student in most of his/her endeavors. they are the first to class and the last to leave. they take it upon themselves to ask questions and try to educate themselves on the how's?, why?, what fors?, etc. hence, it should be no surprise that they attach the same ethic to their bedroom education. it is no coincidence that they find the spot, for they KNOW where it is. just like in school, some folks guess and get lucky occasionally, nerds KNOW... and results aren't by luck!! one of the few things that we enjoy reading more than historical texts, non-fiction, and political commentary is the body language of our lucky recipients... have you ever heard a body shout in ecstasy? must not be a nerd then...
the second premise is that there is a mental edge that is associated with being a nerd. this weekend, after reading this article, i was chillin' with a couple of folks who were in grad school. the discussion shifted to what folks look for when searching for "tail". one woman, a doctorate student, explicitly stated that there was a MENTAL component involved in her evaluation. she stated that he would have to be able to mentally stimulate her. who better to mentally stimulate than a nerd? more than one of my female friends has stated that mental stimulation is as important as physical, if not moreso. guess being able to formulate a complex sentence with multiple mono-syllabic words pays off!! note to the non-nerds, pick up a dictionary and brush up... may help you get a little bit further...
guess, an acquaintance of mine has a fetish that more women ought to share... she adores a guy in glasses and boxers; perhaps she has been hoarding all the nerd luvin' for herself...
well, it looks like folks are slowly starting to find out what my buddy has known for a while... guess there is a latent reason why the preppie, nerdy style is coming back...
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